rectal rose 

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

rectal rose by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

Rectal slime

Thick creamy semen ejaculated into an anus after climax during anal sex.

n. A buildup of semen in and around the anus after multiple cum blasts.

I fucked my lady in the ass so much tonight that she has a build up of rectal slime up her tight asshole.

Prostitutes beware that if you don't wash up immediately after anal pound sessions followed by creampies you'll have a massive build up of rectal slime!

Rectal slime by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle 

The act of shoving a hydrolic hose up someone's rectum, causing them to inflate. It is also a weird sex act that many people have fetishes for.

Dude, can you come over and give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle tonight?
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!

Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle by KeemisDad July 25, 2016

cranial rectal inversion 

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

cranial rectal inversion by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

Full Rectal Blowout 

The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.

It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.

Full Rectal Blowout by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Reverse acronym for fart.

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble by keifermail June 29, 2009