Everything Bagel

When one jizzes on the butthole and seasons it with fresh tears, a snot rocket and a lougie.

We had a wild night that ended with an everything bagel in the morning

Everything Bagel by CozyRoyale April 15, 2022

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Repeatus Everythingus

n. Sub-species of Homo Sapiens. Characterized by their redundancy of vocal patterns, especially within a short period of time. May have a short memory or just a small vocabulary. I first heard my mom say it, but she probably got the idea from the Roadrunner and Coyote cartoons where the characters were described in such fashion (e.g. Acmeus Userus).

Come on, I know you know somebody who repeats things over again a second time.

Repeatus Everythingus by fizzle April 14, 2004

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almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

almost everything bagel by T, C February 24, 2019

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Machine everything

A term that means to "shell down" or shoot down "everything"

"WEGO HADDA MACHINE EVERYTHING ENT ENT"

Machine everything by Gary go shoot alexander May 30, 2019

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lot-of-everything

A nice way to say "I'll get you whatever you want"

Hungry guy: "What do you have for breakfast?"
Waiter: "A lot"
Hungry guy: "A lot of what?"
Waiter: "A lot-of-everything"
Hungry guy: "I like it!"

lot-of-everything by Wally_VP November 11, 2009

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NATIONAL GRAB EVERYTHING WEEK

You can grab any girls ass or boobs this day. Mark it down, it’s from April 22nd to April 29th

Look, grab her ass or boobs it’s national grab everything week.

NATIONAL GRAB EVERYTHING WEEK by National Posts April 15, 2019

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BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

lmao some dude said flick the bean (which means to masturbate) and than it asks if i want it on a mug BAHBAHABH WTF SURE ILL HAVE FLICK THE BEAN ON A MUG

urbandict makes mugs for every definition and its FUNNNNYYYYYYY
look at the gif i found when i searched it up-
BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING

BAHHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY MAKE MUGS FOR EVERYTHING by Jdurorhf January 6, 2021

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