Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”

Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.

Professional Time Waster by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026

Professional Assholete

A professional athlete who is too selfish, self-centered, stubborn, disconnected from reality, pampered, touchy, unable
to accept criticism.

The Philadelphia Phillies have too many professional assholetes even though they recently got rid of the biggest professional assholete Nick Castleanus, I mean Castellanos.

Professional Assholete by PhillyWizardOfTruth April 26, 2026

Professional Capper

A professional capper is a person who lies in a professional rate.

Envy said she was taking a 30 minute nap, but it’s been hours. Once again, she’s a professional capper.

Professional Capper by Marsnjupiter May 1, 2026

Professional Capper

A professional capper is a person who lies in a professional rate.

Envy said she was taking a 30 minute nap it’s been hours once again she’s a professional capper.

Professional Capper by Marsnjupiter May 1, 2026

Strictly Professional 

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

Strictly Professional by A Josexual November 15, 2020

rack mount professional 

The phrase "Rack mount professional" , implies in a sarcastic manner, that if a piece of audio equipment is rack mounted into a equipment rack, it must be of pro quality.

Items that are considered to be "rack mount professional" :

Rack mount pyramid amplifiers are awsome.

Rack mount behringer compressors are state of the art...

rack mount professional by big n.s. February 17, 2009

pothead professional 

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

pothead professional by DiggityDank February 18, 2006