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love volcano 

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
love volcano by theryno June 26, 2007
when a woman is fucked so many times her vaginal swells, turns red and the cum just erupts from her vaginal because its just that full.
Wow, that hooker last night had a volcano.
Damn! That bitch got gangbanged, I bet she got a volcano now.
volcano by repo wizard November 20, 2009
When your going down on a girl who is on her period and you suck some of the blood out of her and lean your head back and bubbles it out of your mouth causing the erruption effect!
Don't really have an example its pretty self explainitory but i wouldn't try the volcano if you and her both dont have a strong stomach.
volcano by M Sinister July 19, 2007

Volcano Explosion 

When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
"Mary's Volcano Explosion hit the ceiling I jammed it so far in!"
Volcano Explosion by Dennithus April 7, 2009

volcano awareness 

number one cause of dinosaurs, and gayness
robotrippin dinosaurs want you to sign their petition for volcano awareness, the number one cause of dinosaurs

and gayness
volcano awareness by pkpria June 14, 2009

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
Volcano Blumpkin by Nalex. November 2, 2010