Scituate 

As previously stated, Scituate is full of whiny assholes. Also potheads. Alot of poser ass nikkas who substitute the word nigger with the word nikka, so their whiny ass peers dont call them a racist. Most scituate middle schoolers love to pick fights on facebook, but will never approach you in person. Highschoolers love to talk all gangster whilist they study for their A+'s. The girls are all sluts. Scituate is basically divided into 3 groups, the first being white students trying a little too hard to be ghetto, the second being hipsters trying a little too hard to be different and the third would be potheads trying a little too hard to be have that 'stoner' look. The school system sucks, and scituate is a pretty diverse WHITE town. meaning you will see all types of freaks, goths, jocks, nerds, stoners, scene, emo preps, rednecks, and dumbasses. The students body is divided into social class as follows: 60% middle class, 20% lower class, 20% upper class. Scituate is a boring town, where not much happens in person. Everyone in scituate LOVES to hide behind a computer.

First Example:
Facebook -
Scituate Kid = Eyy fuckkerrr donttt sayy shitttt tooo myyy bitchh;; nikka.

Me: Learn to spell you illiterate fuck. I said "hi" to your 'girl.'

Scituate Kid = Ughhh i can spelllll bitchhhhh, stfuu before i kick your ass.

Me: Okay kid, whatever. Ill fight you, where you want to meet?

Scituate Kid = Ummmmm...... Nvm I got madddd shit to do mannnn too bussyyy.

Me: Okay tomorrow, town square at 5.

Scituate Kid = My mommm wont take meeeee.

Me: Fuck you.

Scituate Kid = My moms looking at the screen, dont swear please. dont hurt me! bye. (i want your cock)

Me: Uh. Bye? (WTF)

Scituate by Your Mom < 3 July 28, 2010

Gaddafi situation 

A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.

It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.

John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi

Gaddafi situation by Gaddafi July 4, 2011

Sticky Situation 

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)

"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."

Sticky Situation by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Schrödinger's Situationship 

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question

“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing “
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship “

Schrödinger's Situationship by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020

A Situation

Something that is created when you’re stuck in quarantine for three months.

We’re in a bit of a situation rn.

A Situation by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Shituate

To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.

"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"

Shituate by Mafew Mizzle May 4, 2008

situational comedian 

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

situational comedian by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010