zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted

it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe

dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!

zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008

zooed 

(Probably no longer in use), however, the South Shore of Mass in the late 70s used "zooed" to mean: To put someone in an embarassing situation that they don't understand, yet everyone else is laughing at them....

Jane drove into the student parking lot in her dad's car, not knowing that eight jock straps and a 12 pack were dragging behind her tail pipe, she was wicked zooed.....

zooed by WPD January 18, 2006

zooed 

to take something

That nigga zooed my weed

zooed by m from stp July 22, 2017

zooked 

Whenever someone is so high on drugs that they cannot function and become incompetent. Typically after the consumption of heavy drugs. Zooked can turn into a lifestyle if not properly assessed and controlled.

Typical night in a zooked life:

*Q wakes up in the middle of the night frantically*
Q: I must order cinnastix right now
Me: WHAT? Are you zooked? it's 2 am
Q: No no I order now.

*Seamless accepts order. Domino's calls to cancel order.*
Q: OMG THEY'RE ZOOKING ME. Q passes out while writing complaint to Seamless.

zooked by MSGR3Y January 4, 2019

zooted 

In Other Words Im Mad HIGH.

You Zooted? Hell Yea Nigga.

zooted by Colombiano186 February 21, 2008

Zooted 

1. To be so f*cked up beyond belief.
2. Very intoxicated/high.
3. To feel very good because the side-effects of certain substances.

-I was so zooted last night I dont remember doing that fat chick.
-That blunt got me so zooted.

Zooted by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007

zooted 

to be hyper focused and productively vibing.

have u ever taken addy to finish an assignment? bc if so, you were probably zooted af

Roommate 1: bruh that addy i popped had me writing for 4 hours straight listening to Avenged Sevenfold
Roommate 2: omg that's amazing
Roommate 1: yeah i was zooted af

zooted by TwentyPee4U December 10, 2019