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Yule Tool 

Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.
It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.
Related Words

Yule toilet log 

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky
After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.
Yule toilet log by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
Yule Log by Eitis July 8, 2020
A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
Yule log by Zuczerman December 26, 2011
A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !
Yule log by Calabashmonty January 2, 2021
Your local science teacher that will do anything in the name of science
Jerry: Hey how's Mr Yule?

Bean: The antimatter explosion yesterday was fun