your son a bum 

A countermeasure to the heavy insult ‘your grandpap a trap’. Very illegal insult may only be used by the highest ranking roadmen, high stature politicians and royalty. However few known individuals with no respect throughout the community have used this clapback and came off a free man.

(Nonce A is getting loud)

Nonce B: your son a bum
Nonce A: ok, you’re fucked, cya in another life

your son a bum by Nova da lad May 12, 2018

your bummed 

A term originating from an infamous World of Warcraft guild on the Stonemaul-US Server. Players from <YOUR BUMMED> are known for their relentless griefing, trolling, and racist pranks. The name of the guild comes from the term "bum" which refers to killing a player in the air, or in some other place where they cannot reach their body and are forced to spirit rez.

The expression "your bummed" has been generalized into an expression used when anything unfortunate happens to a player. The gramatical error included in the guild's name is there intentionally for trolling purposes.

"Don't let those fags from <YOUR BUMMED> in the raid, they're a bunch of assholes"

"You missed gladiator by 1 rank? Dag bro your bummed"

"I bummed this bad rogue yesterday, took a great screenshot of it for the forums"

your bummed by Travis Henrickson November 14, 2009

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey by Jeff January 12, 2004

Talk out your bumhole 

When someone is talking total bullshit as if they are talking out their asshole

Person#1 Donald Trump is indian
Person#2 Why must you talk out your bumhole?

Talk out your bumhole by Lil_inxy August 15, 2018

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

Having Your Bumps Felt by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

your bums ripped 

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped

Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped

your bums ripped by The heev April 15, 2018

bumping your bumpus 

The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.

Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.

Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!

Alex: What a fucking weirdo!

bumping your bumpus by NigerianTaskForce666 April 14, 2023