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wandering woman 

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.
Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.
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Wandering Dick Syndrome 

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Booty Walling 

The act of proposing a booty call through a facebook open wall message.
My girlfriend is pissed at me because some girl is booty walling me
Booty Walling by Phizzle450 July 16, 2009

wallacing 

When a pompous prick fumbles the ball just shy of the end zone; done by laying face down, arms out to the front, and a football just out of reach.
His wallacing just cost them the game.
His wallacing sent the Egg Bowl trophy to MSU.
wallacing by MSUSenior December 2, 2013

wallying 

so bored ive been wallying around all day.

wallying by street2 February 20, 2009

Wandering Warden Syndrome

In Rainbow Six Siege, there is always that one warden main that goes around on different floors other than protecting bomb.
You know Jeremy? He has Wandering Warden Syndrome lol.

Wandering Nipple 

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.
Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.