rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

two in the cooter one in the tooter 

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

two in the cooter one in the tooter by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

two in the pink, one in the stink 

bowling a girl, basically.

what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.

two in the pink, one in the stink by neu December 9, 2003

two in the pink one in the stink

The act of giving some bitch two fingers in her cooter and one in her ass.

person 1: hahaha, hey matt, did you give her two in the pink one in the stink?

person 2: yes michael, that shit gets me off like no other.

two in the pink one in the stink by bader April 11, 2006

two [Pepsis] in one bottle 

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."

Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.

two [Pepsis] in one bottle by xcv123 December 13, 2014

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

two in the cooch, one in the gooch by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

two in the cunny, one in the runny 

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

two in the cunny, one in the runny by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009