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torch test 

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
torch test by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

Never Pass Your Torch

A phrase coined in 2020 to retaliate against ageism in society in the context that older people need to retire and let go of leadership or fame.
She told her older more experienced coworker to “never pass your torch” to the younger tech savvy employee.
Never Pass Your Torch by Bandana6 September 5, 2023

Tosche Station 

A general store found in the city of Anchorhead, on the planet of Tatooine. Retailer of power converters.
LUKE: But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters...
OWEN: You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now come on, get to it!
Tosche Station by Nick Norris August 20, 2006

kid toucher 

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

Norwegian Torchblower 

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.
Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.