Tinsel Toes 

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

Tinsel Toes by DV8tion November 22, 2011

tinsel slapper 

A 'Tinsel Slapper' is someone who becomes very slutty during the festive season.

I heard that girl got with three guys last night, what a tinsel slapper!

tinsel slapper by P4987-NBQ51 January 7, 2017

Tinsel Snake 

Garland

You know that Tinsel Snake on the Christmas Tree and my sweater.

Tinsel Snake by Rocky M! December 9, 2021

Tinsel Twat. 

Tinsel Twat. A person who embraces all that is tacky about Christmas without understanding or caring what it is supposed to be about.

Tinsel Twat.
Here "Tinsel Twat" What's Christmas about?

"I Dunno" Gettin presents,drinkin, eating and puttin up decorations.

Tinsel Twat. by WillonWheels December 18, 2010

tinsel teeth

people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos

person with camra: say cheese

common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken

common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!

braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels

tinsel teeth by im a wizerd December 9, 2008

Tinsel Tits 

To be in a festive mood and bring out your tinsel tits.

Wow, have you seen Tia's decorations?! This season she has surely embraced her inner Tinsel Tits.

Tinsel Tits by alfjak July 13, 2016

tinsel fanny 

During the chistmas season, pets and small children eat the shiny long strips of tinsel people used to decorate with, and pass them partially, leaving a series of strung festive turds connected to the anus,which must be pulled out by Mom when concerning kids, and by Dad when it's the doggy. This happened more often than not in the '70s; more of a rare occurrence nowadays, as tinsel isn't so popular.

Oh, look hunn, someone's got tinsel fanny! If it came out already, I guess she'll be fine.

tinsel fanny by HughJerrDann January 4, 2011