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Over thinking 

Excessive thinking about a problem, while losing focus on the big picture. The result is an overly complicated analysis, and any solution coming out of this will also be complicated. And probably a fruitless waste of time.
Sean was over thinking the design of the website, and came up with a totally over the top solution that we could never actually implement.
Over thinking by saltydog108 May 18, 2011
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wishful thinking 

Basically daydreaming. Wishing or imagining something would happen that isn't exactly realistic.
Example of wishful thinking :
"He said he didn't ever want to be with me, but I know he will change his mind and come running back."
wishful thinking by Megz1616 October 22, 2013

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

Shit-thinking 

The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.
"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"

Magical Thinking 

The belief that one exerts more influence over events than one actually has. I.e, being superstitious, or OCD with a positive goal in mind. It is the belief that we can control everything around us with our minds through activity, thought, and sometimes habit.

Everyone, in some ways, has magically thought before. It's a popular activity we have used a lot in our youth. The saying "step on a crack break your mothers back" is Magical Thinking. The hope that a stop light will turn green when you drive up to it, is magical thinking. These, of course, are small examples, compared to the grand mind controlling changes magical thinking can actually some up to.

My friend is the type of person who will cross the street at a crosswalk, keeping her eyes on the WALK light. She thinks, if i make it to the other side before it starts flashing DONT WALK, I'll have a good day. Conversely, she believes that if the light changes while she's still crossing, something, "vague but definitely bad" may occur. This is the type of magical thinking that is dependent on what's happening around us. Keep in mind, sometimes it can turn into extremes, like masochism, or martyrs syndrome, because there relies the hope that something eventually rewarding will happen. But this only happens to the less fortunate who can't control their mind well enough. Some are better than others. The more positive coincidences, the more powerful of a magical thinker you are.
Hey look at steve over there, his life is going wonderfully, he must be a good at magical thinking!
Magical Thinking by EvieJay March 27, 2013

Treasure tricking 

Whenever you and a buddy exchange items and you give him something and he doesn't give you anything in return and flees the scene, and then you are caught and can't chase or you beat the hell out of his ass

First seen in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark in the beginning when Satipo treasure tricks Indy and is killed because of his greed and his horrible luck.

The image below shows Satipo dropping the whip he was to give to Indy, and taking his new idol and running through the exit.
Examples-
1. Indiana Jones was Treasure Tricked by Satipo because he lost the Idol and didn't receive his whip.
2. My homie Daddy B treasure tricked me when he took the weed out of my hand and didn't give me the promised $3,000
3. I participated in treasure tricking when I was 5 and took an extra slice of pizza from my brother's plate and didn't let him borrow the 3DS like I said I would
Treasure tricking by Memeblaze February 19, 2019

out of body thinking

I believe that out of body thinking is when you think outside of our world. Like someone is on another plain of existence. Maybe you think someone is controlling your every thought, or maybe you think that this world is a simulation. You are doing out of body thinking, you are thinking of things that don't exist on our plain of existence.
Madison: I've been doing a lot of out of body thinking today.

Jordan: Yeah, Wouldn't it be crazy if life was just a simulation?

Madison: Yeah, It would be insane.