thumbing the cookie

The act of group sex whilst listening to obscenely loud rock music and eating jaffa cakes

HEY JONNIE, STOP THUMBING THE COOKIES AND GET YOUR CANDY ASS OVER TO THE STUDIO FOR SOME HARDCORE ROCK-TUNEZ!!
or something to that effect

thumbing the cookie by Albert Q Fuxbridgingberry March 16, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

Brookie the cookie 

Brookie is a cookie. She brings candy for her besties, like her Enrichment friends. (ellie, holland, layla, and ofc Viana) She is also so kind and funny. We love her! Also, she is kinda sussy, but thats ok.

Brookie the cookie, did you bring food?

Brookie the cookie by Elliewelly_lms April 18, 2022

dip in the cookie jar 

To stick your hand into a girls asshole

I just want to dip in the cookie jar

dip in the cookie jar by Callmecrazybut_ November 20, 2014

That's the way the cookie crumbles. 

1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.

2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!

1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

2. "You scratched my car!"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

That's the way the cookie crumbles. by Downstrike May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.

Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Al May 31, 2004

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

caught with his hand in the cookie jar by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003