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Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.
Soapy Tenner by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007
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Bottom Tenner 

A dude who's overall appearance puts him in the bottom 10% of dudes.
I can't blame Kaleb for sleeping with my girlfriend. I would take what I could get too if I were a bottom tenner like he is.
Bottom Tenner by theclaimer August 17, 2009

crispy tenner 

This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!
Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!
crispy tenner by Darren Miller October 31, 2007

Worth A Tenner 

Compliment: used by certain males to compliment or comment of a member of the opposite sex whom they are attracted to.

Background:
Originates from bets made by Melbourneian hisgh school students, seeing who would win the money by asking the said girl out, thus, shes worth winning a 'tenner' for.
1: Hey, She's worth a tenner, eh?
2: You're on man, earn it bro.
Worth A Tenner by cosmic404 September 13, 2004

Cole tenner 

Pro skater from the scheme in Scotland often seen at shred skatepark doing kick turns and ollies
Yeah Cole shred the Knar shred the Knar Cole tenner!
Cole tenner by NIBBANOCAP March 5, 2019

Soggy Tenner 

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.
Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

Top Tenner 

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.
Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.
Top Tenner by DomoSwag October 19, 2011