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Sweeney Todd 

Verb: A term used to describe the process of allowing your brain to remember a memory first without the help of electronics or the internet.
Person 1: Can you list all of the United States capitals?
Person 2: Yes, but I'm too tired to think, let's just look it up online.
Person 1: NO, we'll "Sweeney Todd" the list instead!
Sweeney Todd by guysm1ley January 31, 2021
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Sweeney Todd 

The best musical ever to be on Broadway.
Person 1: Dude, have you seen Sweeney Todd?
Person 2: Hellz yeah. Best play ever!
Sweeney Todd by Mrs Nellie Lovett August 12, 2009

sweeney todded 

to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.
that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.

Sweeney Boy 

A person of the male gender, who chooses to spend time with the opposite gender rather than his boys. He isnt doing this to get pussy and slay the girls, but he his doing it to find out the latest gossip. In other words, a Sweeney boy is just a plain fag.
Joe: Man, we had such a good time last night!

Mike: Yeah but too bad Donny was being such a Sweeney Boy, he missed out on having a great time with the boys!

Sweeney Todd 

1. n. a crazy, insane murderer who is a barber on the side

2. v. to violently slit one's throat with barber tools

3. adj. dangerously crazy; violently wild
1.I think my ex-convict barber might be a Sweeney Todd. I think I'll skip my haircut.

2. Did you hear how that villian swore to Sweeney Todd the hero? Better watch his throat.

3. Dude, this mosh pit is too Sweeney Todd for me. I'm leaving before I get hurt.
Sweeney Todd by studgod1015 March 7, 2009

sweeney todded 

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.
-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.
sweeney todded by Nero117~ January 27, 2008

Sweeney Toddler 

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
Sweeney Toddler by Acephalism February 25, 2011