circa survive 

Indie: Experimental: Progressive: Rock band. The lead singer is Anthony Green. The rest of the band is Nick Beard, Steve Clifford, Brendan Ekstrom, and Colin Frangicetto. Circa Surive has two albums out, Juturna, and the most recent, On Letting Go.

Dude, seeing Circa Survive play live, and hearing Anthony's killer vocals is like having a wild orgasm!

circa survive by elna December 2, 2007

chance to survive

You don't have it make your time.

The yhave no chance to survive make their time.

chance to survive by dj gs68 August 2, 2003

would not survive a vibe check rn 

a phrase indicating that you are not in a good mood or are feeling sad

person 1: "you good bro"

person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"

person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"

would not survive a vibe check rn by CallMeLeBonBon November 13, 2019

You could survive a car crash

The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.

Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”

You could survive a car crash by cascade? September 22, 2023

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive 

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive by Oh my my July 2, 2015

List of people who will survive 2020 

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List of people who will survive 2020:

List of people who will survive 2020 by UltroGmr July 21, 2020

you could survive a car crash

to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.

Bek: OMG, I am getting soo fat lately!

Christina and Taylah: you could survive a car crash.

you could survive a car crash by C/B/T February 15, 2009