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Surface Lurker 

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.
"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"
Surface Lurker by Teckwiz September 30, 2011

surface thinker 

used to define somebody who conforms and has no real thoughts with any depth

surface worker 

An employee that lacks the initiative to delve deeper to find the root of an issue.
Yoquanda is such a surface worker, she actually believes delegating the title of a task to her peer via email is an accomplishment .
surface worker by skizimus October 10, 2016

surface choad 

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.
Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!
surface choad by Bob October 4, 2003

surface science 

Not to be confused with pseudoscience or fringe science, where the individual attempts to use science to explore outrageous theories, instead surface science is conducted by those individuals who have absolutely no firm understanding of scientific methodologies or experimentation and attempt to use what little knowledge they have to research and explore completely believable, realistic claims.
The inconsistent and weak theories offered by many commercial pick-up artists to explain human attraction fails to take into account psychological, sociological, and general scientific principles, and are therefore practicing surface science, while trying to pass it off as genuine fact.
surface science by poserboarder January 5, 2011
One who doesn't or isn't able to have a complex thought process when listening to music; Thinks of everything basically.
He thinks lil yachty is a good rapper, Probably because he's so surface.
Surface by Bhanty February 12, 2017