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Mclean Sunscreen On Grapes 

When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes

Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes

Black Girl Sunscreen 

Black Girl Sunscreen is the first step to becoming a glazed donut IRL. It's a hydrating sunscreen that leaves you glowing and protected from the sun's rays! When the girls want to serve SKIN, they reach for their Black Girl Sunscreen.
Hey girl, did you apply sunscreen today?
You already know I'm wearing Black Girl Sunscreen!

Greek Sunscreen 

When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.
Hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? I got a bad sun burn.
Greek Sunscreen by DeezeNuts May 27, 2008

Tanning With Sunscreen 

Having sex with protection.....
Me and my boyfriend so went tanning with sunscreen yesturday!!!

Sat On Sunscreen 

A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
Wow, Sat On Sunscreen smells like inbetween my grandmothers teeth

Times Square Sunscreen 

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.
Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.