Staff Ass 

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.

Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!

Staff Ass by Venizuela October 24, 2009

staff furry rp

the one thing you shouldn’t find out about.

staff furry rp is re-
*gets merc’d*

staff furry rp by CQ2687 June 11, 2022

Staff Retreat 

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.

Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.

Staff Retreat by Moral officer November 18, 2015

Staff Suasuage 

Army slang for a Staff sergeant that hates their life and probably hates you

Staff Suasuages wife left him last night so he's a bit pissy

Staff Suasuage by Aperson124 October 19, 2021

staff master 

n. A male who masterbates excessively.

That guy looks like a staff master.

staff master by shizer July 28, 2004

staff sergeant 

A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above sergeant (Army/Marine Corps) or above senior airman (Air Force) and below sergeant first class (Army), gunnery sergeant (Marine Corps), or technical sergeant (Air Force).

Mike was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps.

staff sergeant by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

Staff Captain 

An insult to someone who is not necessarily a n00b, but still worse than others.

A rank which can be achieved in Halo 3.
Most of the people who achieve this rank are worse than most others, due to their inability to raise their highest skill. Or perhaps they just like social playlists more.

Dude, you are such a Staff Captain.

Staff Captain by God of Luigi May 14, 2008