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Stabbing rhinocerous 

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.
Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."
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stabbing cabin

A cabin where you go to have sexual intercourse with women
We need stabbing cabin to get laid
stabbing cabin by Dozer0818 April 19, 2016

Stabbing Poo 

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.
Stabbing Poo by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

Stabbing time

1. The time when stabbing is appropriate and needed.

2. Usually quarter past 11 when the pubs get out in svetlovenia.

Oh no i best wear my kevlar vest for it is stabbing time.

Your lucky it isnt stabbing time, or I'd stab you bad even though your my gran.

It's STABBING TIME! (As opposed to Hammer Time)
Stabbing time by Leggat September 4, 2006

stabbing knife 

An Implement that you have reserved for that special someone cus man they shit you off in the way that they screw with you, your friends, and those you love. nice guys usually have one however never use it.
I Sharpened my stabbing knife today. o yeh if i see that player who is using my friend ill cut him....ill cut him nice

stand back whilst i practice stabbing with my stabbing knife
stabbing knife by niceguywhocared September 1, 2008

Stabbing Kidneys 

another term for sexual intercourse, sex, fucking, making love, ect
Baby you look so beautiful tonight.. later I just want to be stabbing kidneys
Stabbing Kidneys by HBK* January 7, 2011

stabbing meat 

The girl that just hangs around for all of the guys to poke.
"I am glad that Veronica is coming over tonight. There are a few of us here that could really use some stabbing meat. I am tired of jerking off."

-man talking to friend
stabbing meat by RickyPacific September 12, 2006