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Slow moving behemoth of a communications company, whose employees communicate all the time without communicating anything other than "You need to communicate with somebody else, don't ask who else, just don't ask me" or merely "Adding _____ " hoping some form of intelligent life will be found...much like waiting for a monkey to type out a line of Shakespeare on a typewriter.
I hate dealing with Sprint
Sprint by augustschutz July 20, 2017
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sprint pcs 

The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.
Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!
sprint pcs by J Radd May 17, 2007

Sprint of Shame 

What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".
After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.

sprint car

N. The Fastest Machine to Race on Dirt. Usually around 1-4 tons, Averaging 80-120 miles per hour. These cars have no first gear and cannot start by themselves. Sprint cars also can race on Asphalt Tracks. They have few different classes of them, wingless, 410, 360, and 305. 410, 360, and 305 are classes of motors used by Sprint Car Drivers. 410 being the fastest, so on and so forth.
Jeff Gordon Races a nascar, but Steve Kinser Races a sprint car.
sprint car by Speed September 26, 2004

sprint group 

A category of swimming training groups, specifically at Michigan State University, or in any other club or school swim team.

The most superior group, envied by all others (for example D-Group, "Main" group).

The group that does less work but has more fun, categorized by heavy binge eating and binge drinking whenever possible, with infrequent morning practice yet remarkably chiseled bodies.
"I wish i were a part of the sprint group, maybe then swimming wouldn't suck as much."

"Sprint group is having way more fun than us."

"Look, sprint group is hungover again."

"My life sucks. Sprint group doesn't have am practice and we do."
sprint group by Kit Kat Milloy March 7, 2009

sprint walker

someone who while running any amount of distance, will sprint at full speed for some time, then begin to walk for some more, and repeat the process until they have gone the full distance. They are undeniably some of the worst and most annoying people.
*while running a two mile race*
Sarah: "Ugh, look at Tristan, he's a sprint walker."
Milly: "Ew, I can't stand those people."

Sprint planning 

A meeting meant to be used for defining upcoming Sprint but usually just ends up delaying lunch.
Lauri would like to have lunch but Ville is still in Sprint planning.
Sprint planning by Naabi January 10, 2022