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Elliot Spitzer stroll 

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb
son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.
It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.
sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013
a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.
careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.
spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Playing Switzerland 

Verb

When an argument is going on, and someone is being neutral in the argument, even if it seems to surround the person "Playing Switzerland".
Dude, stop Playing Switzerland and side with me on this one!

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war
Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland
being switzerland by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008