soil the cow 

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

soil the cow by java monster February 22, 2008

soil muncher 

One who eats out arsehole on a regular basis.

Katie: My asshole is still dirty.
Chris: Oh why is that

Katie: The soil muncher didn't show up today.

soil muncher by Mansomans September 8, 2016

soil compaction

In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

Mike: What the hell does soil compaction mean?
Me: In geotechnical engineering, soil compaction is the process in which stress is applied to a soil causes densification as air is displaced from the pores between the soil grains.

soil compaction by soilcompactionman May 4, 2020

soil load 

The act of one male ejaculating into another males mouth

Austin soil loaded into Daves mouth

soil load by Jordie Jordan February 8, 2022

Soil caked 

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

Soil caked by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022

soil point 

when a person, place, or thing (noun!) reaches the point of needing cleaning!

this 't' shirt is about about 'ripe' i believe it has reached its' soil point

pretty sure i've got the 'stinks', its' quite possible i've reached my soil point!

she/he was covered in ejaculate and most certainly at soil point!

my (your choice!) has reached soil point

soil point by michael foolsley April 7, 2011

Soil Head 

Instead of being burnt and saying pot head you say soil head. Because in a pot there's soil so it fits perfectly.

Damn, your a soil head!

Soil Head by masterkush123 June 28, 2010