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The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.
Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ
smarted by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018
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a. to have been done wrong upon.
Also: b. alteration to the word shat (past tense to the word shit)
For example, say if one of your buddies comes over and begins to hang out with you for the night with a couple other people, then leaves, with a full drink still left to drink, then you have been shatted.

You have been shatted upon.
shatted by Larry R. Wendel October 24, 2004

Smatter Horn 

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.
"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"
Smatter Horn by Turbaisu August 6, 2007
sombody scatted all over that mirror
scatted by dlmp February 27, 2009
When you get all tatted up with Swastika tattoos.
Hey is that your new swastiker' tat'? DAMN, you swatted up!
Swatted by Radiotwin July 23, 2011

Smatterday 

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.
"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."
Smatterday by F.Wes July 8, 2016