situationship 

when two people are talking to each other like they are in a relationship but they are not in one. And they can not talk to anybody else this way.

" Hey are you Jake still talking to that girl ? "
" No man, he is in a situationship with Katie . "

situationship by amour.princess July 23, 2019

fun situation 

It’s when you’re flirting with someone and it’s “fun” between you two but You aren’t talking or a thing..... yet

We playfully flirt It’s a “fun situation”

fun situation by Lila_g September 10, 2019

Cray-Pas Situation 

When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.

Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."

Cray-Pas Situation by Moonijuana November 22, 2010

situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

situational farting by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Situational Socialist 

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.

"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."

Situational Socialist by π in the sky December 12, 2021

Infinite Possibility Situation 

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.

Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.

Infinite Possibility Situation by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013

Situationship 

A state of mutual exclusiveness or commitment to an individual without the officialness or label

I’m in a situationship because I am not single but I’m not in a relationship

Situationship by Becky and Jake July 30, 2019