scathing 

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

scathing by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014

Seething Mald Syndrome

A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.

Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.

Seething Mald Syndrome by rexz April 6, 2021

Toilet Seating

A phrase used for the act of relieving oneself while sitting on the spread apart lap of another individual while they, too, are relieving themselves on the toilet. The latter individual is then considered the 'toilet seat'. This is typically done in the woman on top position.

My boyfriend and I had to use the bathroom at the same time and couldn't hold it, so we ended up toilet seating.

Toilet Seating by jazryo December 27, 2010

shoothing 

Fine footwear. Dress-shoes or otherwise aestetically pleasing shoes.

John is always sporting the finest of shoothing!

shoothing by ThomasB January 22, 2007

Shethin 

Pronounced ˈʃɪθ-ɪn

1. A sex god from south east Asia who accepts offerings of broken hymen and hard alcohol and in return grants the believer enhanced sexual abilities.

1. Aisha: Let's pray to Shethin. He may increase our libido.

Tushar: Yeah Hopefully. Let's offer this bottle of Jameson.

2. R: That dude is like a Shethin. I've heard he's amazzing in bed and loves alcohol.

Shethin by ThePaw December 4, 2012

Shieating 

Taking a shit and eating at the same time.

Pronounced like sheet-ing

"Wyd"
"Eating ravioli."
"Where are you?"
"The bathroom"
"Dude, are you shieating again?"

Shieating by Haidengombash March 15, 2016

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

shit shatting by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014