Scrambled Eggs 

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

Scrambled Eggs by Busaman June 27, 2009

Scrambled Egg Surprise 

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.

This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!

Scrambled Egg Surprise by BSanner November 25, 2010

Scrambled Omelet

An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.

Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?

Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.

Scrambled Omelet by P-vento May 13, 2011

scrambled eggs 

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

scrambled eggs by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Scrambled eggs with ketchup 

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.

Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!

Scrambled eggs with ketchup by manipulativefemmefatale August 17, 2009

Scrambled eggs 

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambled eggs 

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

scrambled eggs by K-Pax December 29, 2005