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granny schedule 

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.
Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!
granny schedule by Ben Robot July 2, 2008
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don't base your schedule around me 

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

schedule 

Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.
Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
schedule by exitflagger April 25, 2008

schedule nazi 

A person who maniacally controls the schedule of a group gathering or event to the point where everyone else wants to kill them.

This person is particularly rampant during family events and the hectic holiday season.
"Guys, we need to be back by 4pm or the baby is going to miss his nap. Do you have your shoes on yet? Were leaving in 3 minutes. I'm going to wait in the car" * door slam *

- "Looks like Schedule Nazi is back."
- "With a vengeance."

schedule nazi by Trickypat December 16, 2008

crew scheduler 

A minion of Satan.

A person who's profession is to make the lives of pilots, flight engineers and flight attendants a living hell.

See Demon
See Evil
That crew scheduler totally hosed me. I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off, and then she junior manned me on my birthday!
crew scheduler by rmah9k November 8, 2010

Scheduler 

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.
That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.
Scheduler by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004

schedule shuffle 

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.