keyboard stuttering 

Repeatedly attempting to correct a typo during a text chat, but then making the same typo.

Matt: Yo one T, any thoughts about my email this morning?
Mat: Yep, your mum is a slug.
Mat: *slug
Mat: slug
Mat: GAWD! I mean slag. Total keyboard stuttering.
Mat: But seriously, both work.

keyboard stuttering by WhiteLando October 21, 2013

scampering 

The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.

1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.

scampering by Slipkid May 18, 2006

sputtering willis 

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

sputtering willis by David Goreman July 11, 2004

earth-shattering 

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

earth-shattering by vickyloka October 2, 2009

Slatering the upper deck 

This technique is for the most skilled of slaterer's. One must be nimble and quick in order to accomplish this feat. It involves combining the classics "slatering" and the "upper decker." You sit on the top of the toilet in the AC slater position (from saved by the bell) and take a hot steamy dump in the upper deck.

Jorge: Hey man, what's wrong. Why is your face all bruised on your left side?

Carlos: Shit man, I was slatering the upper deck on your can and I fell off.

Jorge: What the hell does that mean man. What's that brown shit on your shirt and pants.

Carlos: Shit.

Jorge: You are f'd man. Why do I hang out with you.

Slatering the upper deck by Teratoma69 June 14, 2011

Shittering 

(verb, present tense) The act of allowing your pet to defecate in a publicly shared area and leaving without picking it up.

"Why do people think that shittering isn't a crime? It should be. Every morning I wake up and someone's dog has crapped right in my front yard."
"Shittering and... Shittering and... Smokin the reefer!"

Shittering by urbanfootsoldier February 2, 2014

slatering 

Taking a shit while sitting backwards on the toilet, similar to how A.C. Slater from "Saved by the Bell" sits in chairs.

Yo that was a dope Saved by the Bell party last night, my favorite part was slatering the toilet.

slatering by Francisco Greggs October 8, 2014