She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.
Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.
Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a bigAssbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.