Marco Rubio 

A politician with fake hair who regularly gets his back waxed. Tries to appeal to the tea party crowd and is probably a one termer (or less) like his friend Mel.

Sarah Palin pulled a Marco Rubio.

Marco Rubio by NotRUBIO2016 December 7, 2010

Ruben Rubio 

The strongest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will never tell anyone your secrets because he is loyal and an amazing friend. Any girl would be lucky to have him and all the guys love to be his friend.

Man, I'm glad i have Ruben Rubio as my friend!

Ruben Rubio by dirtydancinginthemoonlight January 23, 2013

Christian Rubio 

a gay homosexual monkey

"OMG dude look at that Christian Rubio!"

Christian Rubio by BigPPman09 November 21, 2018

Marco Rubio 

An easy-to-buy semi-automatic rifle manufactured by Colt. Also known as an AR-15. This firearm and ones similar to it are praised for their use in hunting and self-defense by people who really just like how big they feel when they hold it. Others notice that while not a good gun for hunting most animals, it is excellent for hunting humans.

When Johnny decided to perform unthinkable acts of violence in his former high school, he went to go buy a Marco Rubio.

Marco Rubio by Nameless12345567 February 23, 2018

Ted Rubio 

Someone who's into politics but still needs improvement. May not win the first time, but plans to come back better than ever.

Cameron from debate acts like a Ted Rubio

Ted Rubio by amishgal September 20, 2017

Pulled a Rubio 

When you need to stop talking to take a drink of water.

Trump made fun of Marco Rubio for pausing to take a sip of water during a debate response. He "pulled a Rubio" during his press conference the other day!

Pulled a Rubio by T Bubala November 16, 2017

Marco Rubio 

Poki Stan

Poki:"Thank you Official Marco Rubio for the 36 months"

Marco Rubio by giani0929 November 23, 2020