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Happy Ramadan

When you wake your man up just long enough before sunrise to give him a little bit of ass and finish with just enough time to face Qibla and stay right with Allah.
"Bro, you looking tired as hell"
"Totally worth it, fam. Got up a little bit early if you know what I mean."
"Oh snap, son! She gave you the ol' Happy Ramadan?!"
"She's a keeper, bruh."
Happy Ramadan by BossClockwork June 13, 2016

Refrain Rubbing Ramadan

It's basically the same as No Nut November

Except that it is created for people who is fasting in the holy month of Ramadan

The deed is for the people to abstain from masturbation or pornography during the whole month of ramadan
My friends have been going with Refrain rubbing ramadan for 2 days now

once a Ramadan 

an event occurs once a year or rarer
boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.

boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about
once a Ramadan by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2017

Redneck Ramadan 

A period of feasting which lasts more than one day for a person who views Islam as a way of life to be mocked , hated, or misunderstood.

Usually the result of a windfall, ie a sale on Natural Ice, a winning scratch off ticket, a new girlfriend with an EBT card.
Redneck" I ran into the vending machine lady, she was throwing out all the old sandwitches since they expired, and she let me have em all ! I have enough vending machine food fer four days, breakfast lunch and dinner !"

Observer "Looks like the begining of a Redneck Ramadan.

once a Ramadan 

an event occurs once a year or rarer
boy 1): i don't like Labor Day and Thanksgiving Day.

boy 2): lol, like it or lump it they are still there. However, the good news is they only once a Ramadan, so you have nothing to worry about
once a Ramadan by Uncle Dimma August 1, 2016

dick ramadan 

When you don’t have sex for a lot of time.
I’ve been on dick ramadan for 4 months, but yesterday i finally did it.
dick ramadan by BigBusinessDavid September 13, 2020