When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

Queso mustache by atleastjake December 20, 2015

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queso fromunda

Quite literally cheese from under....Typically found on males... in the often difficult to clean area known as the taint. A build up that consists of a combination of dry dead skin, sweat, and possibly some dingle berries.

J: Hey Bobby you want come queso fromunda on that?
B: I dunno.....
J: Ahhhhh come on man....it will make that really tasty...
B: Ok....sure...

queso fromunda by No particular name September 12, 2008

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Queso Salad

A delicious American dish made by mixing queso dip and baby tortilla chips/crumbs together in a bowl and eating them with a spoon or fork.

Created as a response to tough economic times when one cannot simply go out and buy a new bag of tortilla chips when all of the fully-functional and unbroken tortilla chips have already been eaten.

"Dude, I can't get any good dips out of all these broken chips at the bottom of the bag. Want to make some Queso Salad?"

"Whoa! Hey bud, why are you about to throw away all of those baby chips at the bottom of that bowl? Don't you know the Native Americans used every part of the buffalo and wasted nothing? Use every part of that dish and make some Queso Salad!"

Queso Salad by kingqueso June 4, 2009

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