potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010

potato 

it is the meaning of life

potato is my way of living

potato by marymargielyn September 25, 2015

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.

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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!

Urine Potato by Telephony January 3, 2013

how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

how to become potato and rise to new life by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

recorded with a potato by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Potato Knishes 

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.

"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."

Potato Knishes by Jaxsenlover January 1, 2017

X-Potato

X-Potato is a word that shouted by a cute doggo on youtube called Inugami Korone, it can be used to call her fan, but basically we are all X-Potato

We are all X-Potato

X-Potato by Hiraa November 20, 2020