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Posted in the trap

When a person is living in a ghetto area.
"Aye you see that nigga daquan over there"
"yea"
"you know he stay posted in the trap"

posted at the tilt 

(verb) act of relaxing in your home, crib, house. called tilt due to the fact that most people's roof is slanted in a tilted angle.
What u up to?
~Nothing much man, just posted at the tilt.
posted at the tilt by DBLUNT August 8, 2008

posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
To be prepared or in the postion to sell drugs.
My brother Rell is posted up down the street
Posted Up by gk339 June 14, 2009

posted like a mail box 

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."

posted in the trenches 

“hey bro wyd?” “nothin just posted in the trenches