poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently

My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

poned in the zoink by greatnirodh123 January 28, 2021

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

Pornelius Hubert by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

Pornado 

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.

Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...

Pornado by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008

Porner 

Someone who makes, sells or distributes porn.

I knew you was a Porner when I first laid eyes on you!
Got any free samples?

Porner by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007

Porndora's Box 

The endless barrage of porn based pop up ads that multiply when one attempts to close them.

"Dammit! I can't get rid of all these porn pop ups."
"Dude, you're caught in Porndora's Box. You're going to have to force quit your browser."

Porndora's Box by MindBullets June 25, 2012

Pornetry 

A genre or type of music that infuses smooth melodies with intimacy-based lyrics. To put it mildly, it is Erotica set to music.

I heard this sexy song that talked about a three way in such detail, it was like Pornetry.

Pornetry by B.DeVINE December 15, 2012

porndawg

A person who constantly pushes the envelope of acceptable conversation by make abrasive and highly inappropriate comments, typically of a sexual manner, in an effort to entertain.

Damn, that porndawg is one funny douchebag!

porndawg by taintbuffet February 2, 2006