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Plastered Mcshitfaced 

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
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Flute platter 

Pushing an agenda with the intention of capitalizing or monetizing on an issue of basic human rights or public health.
Get a load of the flute platter Nike served with its new ad.

God Damn Poon Platter 

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
God Damn Poon Platter by CRA201 December 12, 2012

Shredding it up on my platter 

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

platterico 

Plattekill NY. Named for the large Puerto Rican/ Hispanic population of the area.
It is a great day to pick some apples in Platterico
platterico by mrots September 30, 2007

a few tacos short of a combo platter 

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

pu pu platter 

An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.
A pu pu platter is not what you think.
pu pu platter by LudwigVan December 6, 2003