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Pingering 

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.
Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.
Pingering by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009

pinterest girl core 

Gen Zs are the embodiment of pinterest girl core. Their daily routine is to browse on Pinterest and collect pins for their aesthetic. They have playlists with quirky titles (but actually contains the same tiktok "indie" songs) playing in the background for self-care. They are mentally deranged and are obsessed with badly edited facebook memes. They like to text in low caps with "xx" or "<3" depending on their mood. They like their pictures heavily filtered and post them on Instagram.

Pinterest girl core checklist : heart shaped cookie dough, tanned skinny white girls, auras, vine walls, crystals, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ, "you are hot", whisper the app
"What title do you prefer? 'Main character energy' or 'dancing with ur soulmate in the kitchen to old love songs', it's for my spotify playlist"
"For fucks sake you are into pinterest girl core as well?"
A sick ass private school in South Hamilton. Filled with preps and high standards...amazing athletic ability is required to attend.
Scot:Hey do you go to that awesome school pingree?
Reed: yeah I get laid everyday
Pingree by Reed December 24, 2004

Pinterestable 

When you like something you've seen on pintetest and want to pin it on a board you have.
This craft project is pinterestable.
Pinterestable by Redthor63 May 18, 2016

Pinteresty

Used to describe someone who uses their creative knowledge from Pinterest for everything they do
My Sister is so pinteresty, I want her to plan my wedding for me.
Pinteresty by Mtbmx October 23, 2019

Pinterest 

At church,while on cell phone looking things up on pinterest
"Our father who art in the internet,

Hallowed be thy name,
Thy ideas come,

And will be done

Here as they are online,
Give us this pin, our daily images,
and forgive us for our constant posts,

As we forgive those that comment against us,

And lead us not into screen addiction,

And deliver us from Google images

For divine is the device,
The WiFi and the battery power,
For as long as the battery lasts,

Amen.
Pinterest by Anonymouse๐Ÿ€ November 23, 2018