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Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD) 

It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).
"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare

Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD) 

A disease in which a man cannot achieve any sort of erectile function without visual or auditory pornographic images or sounds.

One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.

There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)

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Pronounced 'Pee-Dee-Dee-Pee' and is most commonly written in capital letters.

(1) The act of defecating.

(2) Bodily waste that is released upon defecating.
My goodness, Jerry PDDP'd his pants!

Kyle! Please flush the toilette, there is still PDDP in there!

Excuse me, I must go take a PDDP.
PDDP by Fatguy318 January 12, 2010
Post dramatic dress disorder.

Taking forever to get dressed when one can't make up his/her mind.
"i dont know what shirt to wear.!!" " red shoes or white???" " does this tie make my ass look big?
OMG enough with the PDDD
PDDD by kefaloniti September 29, 2013
An abbreviation for public desplay of down to fuck
Did you see that PDDTF last night? That couple was all over each other in the middle of the dance floor. Gross!!!
PDDTF by james final November 23, 2011