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Parting of the seas v.2 

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
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Parting the Red Sea 

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period
“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

Parting the Red Sea 

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period
*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

parting the sea 

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.
My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

Parting The Red Sea 

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

fanny parting 

middle parting hair, with considerably shorter bits of hair at the front.
-you've got a fanny parting!

-no, i'm growing out my fringe.
fanny parting by racka246 January 3, 2010

Land of Parting Gifts 

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.
I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.
Land of Parting Gifts by John April 29, 2005