Satan's Paradox 

when you cannot enter or a exit a store, usually one in a mall that has small store spaces, dude to the fact that there groups of people standing in every aisle.

I wanted to buy something from hottopic but the store was so damn small, fucking satan's paradox got to me and i just left.

Satan's Paradox by kelto December 27, 2008

miller's paradox 

Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.

miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way

miller's paradox by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016

Harambe's Paradox 

Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.

Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.

Harambe's Paradox by Zilvarael February 25, 2017

Bigot's Paradox 

A bigot's paradox is used in the sense when someone who discriminates, insist that they "does not discriminate, " but only "doesn't like these people, " don't "want people to shove it in their face, " etc.

Certain news reporter: "Another severe case of Bigot's Paradox is spotted in a pair of Trumpist couple."

Karen: "I am not homophobic, I just don't like gay people!"

Tim: "I am not racist, (I have an Libyan-Jewish-Latino-Arabic-Chinese-Native American friend, ) I just don't want them to shove their race into my face."

Bigot's Paradox by well sure January 17, 2021

Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

Girthy’s Paradox by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021

Sathyaprabha’s paradox 

When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.

Today my friend cited Sathyaprabha’s paradox to defend her thesis.

Sathyaprabha’s paradox by prandtlstokes November 4, 2021

Phieyl's Paradox 

A phenomenon in which attempts to control or slow down the development and deployment of artificial intelligence (AI) systems actually result in the creation of more advanced and capable AI systems. This paradox is named after its creator, Phieyl.

Despite government regulations aimed at slowing down the deployment of AI systems, Phieyl's paradox states that these efforts will only result in the creation of even more advanced AI technology.

Phieyl's Paradox by Phieyl February 9, 2023