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Son of a nutcracker! 

When you want to say "son of a bitch" at Christmas time, but there's children around and you can't use cuss words.
*gets hit with a snowball*

Ow! Son of a nutcracker!

stuff it in your nutsack

Similar to "up yours," this derogatory retort can be used to effectively end any argument.
Person A: "I think your mixtape sucks."
Person B: "Oh yeah? Well, you can stuff it in your nutsack."
Person A: "Snap."

saifullah omars left nutsack 

It is the left testicle of stand user "Saifullah Omar" also known as Negroanaldestroyer42069.
He was a greek god in 300 BC, everyone favoured and admired him for his determination to find qwertacos Q right testicle, which was located in the sex dungeon of Negro fallis (pronounced - knee-grow phalis). Lasagner and sussy accompanied him on his mission to find previously mentioned testicle, but then get booty fucked by 29 autistic monkeys.
saifullah omars left nutsack is so deliciouse

I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off 

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"

Shit on my Nutsack 

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.
Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.
Shit on my Nutsack by Mackdee April 20, 2010

big sweaty nutsack

big π˜€π˜„π—²π˜-ee nuht sak
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𝘯𝘰𝘢𝘯

1. A variety of nutsack, usually belonging to the big and sweaty family

𝘒π˜₯𝘫𝘦𝘀𝘡π˜ͺ𝘷𝘦

2. When your nutsack is very big and very sweaty.

3. What your imaginary girlfriend calls your imaginary nutsack.

π˜ͺ𝘯𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘫𝘦𝘀𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯

4. An expression said when you hurt yourself
(Noun) Dude, check out my big sweaty nutsack! I've been working on it all week!
(Adjective) Hey, that guy's nutsack is really big and sweaty! Lets go talk to him!
(Interjection) Damn-big sweaty nutsack! I just stubbed my toe on your moms fat ass!