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two-nobber 

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.
"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."
two-nobber by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

Space Nobber 

One who nobbs, part. in space.
"Fucking space nobber needs to learn how to play the game."
Space Nobber by Stabby the Narwhal November 7, 2012

Shoe nobber 

A man who takes off either their shoe or another's and has penetration with the shoe
Shoe nobber by Ad0g July 28, 2010

Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

Shiver my nibber 

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.
Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

Dick Nibber 

someone who bites on the end of a dick and calls it a blowjob
i got the worst blowjob last night from some dick nibber
Dick Nibber by wetdickallnight April 17, 2009