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dab napper 

When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep
Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"
dab napper by WillStarske January 8, 2018

basket napper 

food thief aka yogi bear
Gage is a major basket napper. Could be why he is 300 lbs
basket napper by jonijr December 24, 2010

Mega-Napper 

Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently
Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper
Mega-Napper by Meatbus September 20, 2011

Schwagger Napper 

Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.
Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.
Schwagger Napper by fezzyone October 8, 2011

cat napper 

crazy people who kid nap your cats
"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"
cat napper by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off
I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.
cranky napper by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014