Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.

Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.

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dab napper

When You Take A Fat Dab And Automatically Hit The Couch Or Bed And Fall Asleep

Will Says? "Hey Sysco That Was A Fat Dab You Took!"Are You Going To Take A Dab Napper?!"
Sysco Replies, "I'll Take A Dab Napper After I Eat!"

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Gage is a major basket napper. Could be why he is 300 lbs

basket napper by jonijr December 24, 2010

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Someone who naps during the day or whilst there is still daylight frequently

Colin: The Mega-Napper

Colin is such a Mega-Napper

Mega-Napper by Meatbus September 20, 2011

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Talking such a big shit, that you have to lay down for a few minutes after.

Man, I just could the biggest schwagger napper, I need to lay down for a few minutes before we go.

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crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

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a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off

I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.

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