mutually assured 

When both parties are simultaneously guaranteed satisfaction.

By engaging in a 69, both me and my girlfriend were mutually assured a wild climax.

mutually assured by JlO September 5, 2003

Mutually Assured Blumpkin 

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

Mutually Assured Blumpkin by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012

mutually pining 

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

mutually pining by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

mutually assured destruction by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

mutually assured 

when ur "mutually assured it means that as of now u and the negro next to u knows that ur both packin heat and that he pulled on u u could pull right back on him

the skinny white man with a shotgun in his trench coat was mutually assured by the large black man next to him that he was not goin down without a fight

mutually assured by eric fool September 16, 2003

Mexuality 

Having a hidden attraction to a Mexican.

To hide that you like a Mexican from your friends.

Are you scared of your Mexuality towards me???

Mexuality by GANGST*R May 9, 2011

mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

mutually assured destruction by Doughboy September 2, 2003