mississippi mud pie

when a man or a women shits in their hand and throws it like a pie at their partners face

just after i got through shitting on larrys chest he gave me a mississippi mud pie!

mississippi mud pie by M!l3S October 7, 2010

messy mud pie 

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole

Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate

messy mud pie by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008

Mayetta Mud Pie 

Stomping a turd down the bath drain.

While soaking in the tub, James was unable to make it to the toilet and shit in himself. He had to perform the Mayetta Mud Pie to clean it up.

Mayetta Mud Pie by Ol' Ball Coach July 31, 2023

marietta mud pie 

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.

Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!

marietta mud pie by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

Mississippi Mud Pie by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Polish Mud Pie 

A mixture of fecal matter and other debris that build up on your taint as a result of wiping back to front

"Damn did you smell Sean today? He smells like
crap, it must be the Polish mud pie!"

Polish Mud Pie by Json4t2 November 9, 2011

Whister Mud Pie 

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.

Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!

Whister Mud Pie by Barry Luckholtz September 17, 2018