mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

mustache monorail by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

to monorail 

Verb born from The Simpsons 4th season episode: "Marge vs. the Monorail". In which a con artist with vage background in monorail design and construction convinces the town of Springfield to give him a large sum of money to provide the humble town with a monorail service. Only to spend the minimum possible, scamming the town with a dangerous and flaky monorail so he can go away with the vast majority of the money he was given.

It's rarely used to describe a person or an entity that lives off of scamming small populations with fake or vage credentials, experience, recognition etc...

Cinephile- So the romanian town in which Borat was filmed were lied to and they weren't told that the main character would humiliate them and their children in front of god knows how many people.
Spimsons fan- Oh shit... So Sacha Baron went to that town to monorail it?
Cinephile- ... You're not even wrong!

to monorail by Zierbo March 17, 2020

Monoral 

An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi

Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!

Monoral by LodeSword July 28, 2010

monorailing 

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.

This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing

monorailing by Warren6983 December 7, 2006

Monorailed 

When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.

OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth

Monorailed by Rupert Ventura May 7, 2018

monorailing 

Something that everyone seems to want but nobody agrees on how to do.

The term monorailing is based on the struggle to establish a Washington State monorail, which had a very, very, very long history of the same. Many years of agreement that it needed to happen, but many, many, many years of discussion before it could happen.

monorailing by Julesong November 4, 2009

monorailed 

Something that everyone seems to want, nobody agrees on how to do, and after many, many fruitless efforts simply cannot get done.

Damnit, I keep trying to get a water dispenser for the meeting areas at work... it must have been monorailed at the President's office, huh?

monorailed by Julesong November 4, 2009