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molester van 

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.
molester van by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007
Dubstep so filthy that, when audible, the listener immediately voids his bowels.
Mate did you hear that new banger by Modestep last night?

Yeh man, I totally shat myself.

Dude, are you going to see Modestep tomorrow?

Yeh, I bought some adult diapers, last time I went my legs smelt of shit for a week.
Modestep by Flangeman100 February 23, 2010

molester mustache 

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
molester mustache by Ümbra May 25, 2004

Child molesters 

The sickos that should have been the 11 million killed in the holocaust. They all deserve to be cremated alive and/or castrated with a burning guilotine Then have a jar of salt poured on their wound, but not before being forced to Drop the soap in front of some huge black dude to feel all the pain theyve caused.
Alternate Reality 1930s germany:
This just in: Adolf Hitler has just won the Nobel Peace prize for the COMPLETE extermination of the world's Child molesters
Child molesters by Majin Tails December 4, 2009

child molesters 

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them
Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!
child molesters by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

chester the molester 

"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.
Did you see this month's "Chester the Molester" cartoon in Hustler?
chester the molester by McHoon January 28, 2010