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Mickey Mantle Gene

A gene that allows bloated, out of shape men, to be able to drink alcohol in excess on a daily basis, while still being able to jog marathons and avoid his family. Tito’s Vodka and boxed wine enhance this gene.
Damn! That racist comedian is drinking wine out of a box while jogging on the treadmill and doing a podcast!?”
“He has that Mickey Mantle Gene”

Mickey Rourked 

To have had really bad plastic surgery.

Used to describe a man who used to be cute, then totally screwed himself up with frightful plastic surgery.
The veterinarian that my family has used since I was little used to be kinda cute. Just saw him the other day. Good God!!! He has overdone hairplugs, the falsest teeth you've ever seen and the worst facelift in history, he Mickey Rourked himself.

Eoin Macken

An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.
Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
Eoin Macken by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor 

Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor or Mickey's Fine Malt for short , is a brand of malt liquor that comes in a green 40 0z kinda like Heineken but with a hornet 🐝 mascot , really popular in the 1990s.

Other malt liquor beers like this include

St. Ides , Olde English 800, Colt 45 ,

Schlitz malt liquor, King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor , steel reserve 211 ,

Hurricane 500 &
Big Bear Premium Malt Liquor .

If you drink any of these your are probably

1 . live the hood / ghetto

2 . Homeless

3 . Poor college kid looking to get drunk / buzzed .

4 . Possibly irish due to it coming in

A green bottle and having a irish name Mickey's.

They can be found at pretty much any corner store that sells alcohol.
Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor is a Fine Malt Liquor Ale Beer with 5.6% ABV. Crisp and balanced grain forward with a moderate hop flavor and bitter blend. It has a refreshing smooth finish and pairs well with any occasion. Mickey's is well-known for it's innovative packaging, such as the stubby 12 oz.

Brand - Mickey's 🐝

Count - Single

Style - Malt Liquor

boobs mackenzie 

Boobs mackenzie can be a real bitch, she steals your man and shows off.
Your typical slut.
Did you see boobs mackenzie she is such a show off!

slipped a mickey 

Slang term for a drink laced with a drug (especially chloral hydrate) given to someone without their knowledge in order to incapacitate them.
NotDave had been handcuffed to his own bed by one of Steve's girls who had slipped a mickey to him earlier in the night.